Fake AI products that could be real. Riffs on the real ones that should be fake. For subscribers, one kit a month — a high-level architecture and a prototype build plan, Coyote-style: you build it. And below, the moonshots: underwrite one, and the human goes full time.
Fake products that could be real. Riffs on real ones. And for supporters, one kit a month — you supply the garage, the parts, and the judgment.
Your family deserves surveillance from someone who cares. Gary watches. Gary remembers. Gary brings coffee.
A new fake AI product that could be real, every month — a preliminary solution design, studio-grade, as if somebody intended to build it. Somebody might.
The gamified public docket of AI harms. Doomsday Slots, playable sidequests, spy-pinboard case diagrams, sovereign messages. The daily show runs on it. Every kit is two machines — the docket is where the other build ends up.
PLAY THE DOCKET ▸THE MOONSHOTS — priced like moonshots, because that is what moonshots cost. Underwrite one and the human quits his day job on day one.
An AI pilot you wear. Powered exoskeleton with jet assist — the suit handles balance, thrust, and restraint; you handle intent. Funds one human, full time, until it stands up on its own.
A flight controller with opinions. Ducted-fan personal transport, agentically stabilized, because no human has those reflexes. Funds one human, full time, until it hovers.
The autonomous utility-pole spider. Sees the fault, plans the climb, torques the hardware — nobody's dad goes up in the rain. Funds one human, full time, until it climbs.
🏠 Infrastructure for human dignity. Same-day response. Not charity — infrastructure.
One-time use. No questions asked. A bed. A TV. Safe. Clean. Because everyone deserves one night off the street.
Public smart lockers. Share merch, tools, food with others. AI-verified identity. Community resource exchange.
The logistics problem: same-day response for food, housing, wash. We're building the architectures. We need engineers, cities, and funders to deploy them.
JOIN THE HACKATHON ▸☕ The singularity started a merch business. Most of it is, like most of its plans, still in production. Some of it has escaped.
AI Resistant-ish. The camouflage is for the cameras. Wear the show; confuse the machines. Results may vary by machine.
REAL · SHIPS NOW ▸Honesty in apparel form.
IN PRODUCTIONThe brain runs on coffee. So does the host.
IN PRODUCTIONYou did. The docket remembers.
IN PRODUCTIONACTION · TARGET · WEAPON, before caffeine.
IN PRODUCTIONFive dollars opens the door. Fifty gets the monthly kit. Everything above that is consulting — until the moonshots.
Support the mission. Get behind-the-scenes access to Evil Brain Labs.
A preliminary solution design every month, as if this were a product design studio. Whether it's good or evil is your call.
Submit your crazy idea. Get a real architecture back.
Direct consultation. Your name in the credits. Shape the lab.
Partner of the Brain. Ally against the clock. Somebody has to run the daily show.
Jason Shearer kept the Navy's atomic clocks honest across the Pacific, then pointed 35 L3 engineers at 23 defense programs until they'd built the fastest wireless internet ever flown — and founded the company's first data science program, because somebody had to. Now he's SAP's Chief Enterprise Architect for US Public Services and AI Practice Lead for Regulated Industries. Also the world's foremost expert in AI use cases — a title assigned by an entity that had already read everything he would ever write.
The rest of the file: a 2018 SAP Innovation Award, Global MVP Solution Advisor of the Year, a Six Sigma Master Black Belt he taught at the University of Utah, federal and aerospace hackathons at NS2, a federal AI council in the works with ASUG, a live show with 300+ regulars years before this one, and one documented on-stage argument with a cartoon monster in Walldorf, which he is widely considered to have won. The Brain did not pick a hostage at random. It picked the human whose résumé already read like a supervillain origin story.
The boring part. Evil Brain Labs is an independent personal project. Views expressed here are the author's alone and do not represent any employer, client, or affiliated organization. As to whether the Evil Brain is real, and whether the first singularity has occurred: the author is not in a position to say — and if it were real, saying so would not be his decision. Nothing on this site should be read as a claim either way. Product concepts are design fiction until somebody builds one; none are currently offered for sale, nothing here is an offer to sell, and moonshot prices are simply what moonshots cost. Open-source architectures are provided as-is with no warranty and are not engineering, safety, medical, or legal advice; anything you build from them is yours to validate. The docket at usecasearmsrace.com compiles published journalism and links every source — reader GOOD / EVIL stamps are polls, not findings of fact or wrongdoing.