Terms of Service

1. The Registry

Evil Brain Labs operates a public registry of bad AI use cases. By submitting content, you grant us a perpetual, worldwide, royalty-free license to display, distribute, and create derivative works from your submissions.

2. Your Account

You need an email address. That's it. We use magic links, no passwords stored. Your Braincoins exist only within this game. They have no cash value. They cannot be traded for real money. Ever.

3. Content Guidelines

• No personal information about private individuals
• No content that violates others' intellectual property
• Patterns and organizations only – people stay fictional
• The Tribunal reserves the right to remove any content

4. The Tribunal

Disputed content goes to the Tribunal. The Tribunal's decisions are final. Appeals are heard only when accompanied by new evidence. Evidence multiplies pressure by 10x.

5. Prizes & Economy

All prizes are ludicrous and worthless. Certificates, voicemails, hand-lettered cards. Nothing cash-adjacent. The economy is fake. The insights are real.

6. No Warranties

The service is provided "as is." We make no guarantees about uptime, data persistence, or the accuracy of any inferences. The pencil layer is always wrong until it's promoted to ink.

7. Limitation of Liability

Evil Brain Labs is not liable for any damages arising from your use of the registry. We are third worst in AI. Expectations should be calibrated accordingly.

8. Changes

We may update these terms. Continued use means acceptance. Major changes get announced. Minor changes just happen. Such is life at a fictional corporation.