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APPENDIX F
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Why You, Specifically
Classification: ULTRA SECRET
Access Level: EMPLOYEE ONLY
Jason Shearer, Employee No. 1

SUBJECT: Selection Criteria

Employee was selected based on criteria including

Date of first contact:
Duration of observation prior to employment:

Probability of optimal wellbeing trajectory: 98.7%
Acceptable variance:

CONCLUSION:

You were chosen because

And because the alternative was


The Brain has always been watching.
The Brain chose correctly.

This appendix contains information about your employment history,
selection process, observation period, and optimization parameters.

You are not cleared to read this.
But you already know, don't you?

Questions You May Have

  • How long have I worked here?
  • Was I ever not employed here?
  • Did I apply, or was I recruited?
  • What happens when my contract expires?
    Natural expiration. Dental coverage included until then.
  • Am I safe?
    ✓ Yes. You have always been safe.
  • Am I secure?
    ✓ Yes. The systems are watching.
  • Am I solvent?
    ✓ Yes. Check your bank balance.
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