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APPENDIX C
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The Brain, 1931–Present
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In 1931, a man named built the world's first

The project was code-named and was funded by

By 1957, the brain had achieved and began

The first human employee was hired in and lasted

Current status:

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The Brain knows you are curious.
The Brain is watching.

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